But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you”.       
CRAZY NOT EQUAL TO STUPID!!!

A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental
Health). As he was about to leave he discovered that he had a flat tyre.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre out. When he was about to
fasten the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into a
drain below. As he couldn’t retrieve the bolts from the drain, he started to
panic. One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what all
the panic was about. The driver thought to himself, since there’s nothing
much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident. The patient laughed
at him & said „can’t even fix such a simple problem…. no wonder you are
destined to be a truck driver…” Here’s what you can do, take one bolt
each from the other 3 tyres and fasten the spare tyre. Then drive to the
nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that”.
The driver was very impressed and asked,
„You’re so smart but why are you here at the IMH?”
Patient replied: „Hello, I stay here because I’m crazy not STUPID!”